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Joe Sell

An actual fucking idiot. Is an asshole to people and doesn't realise it and gets mad when they get mad at him.
Chad: Jeff sucks, I just spoke to him this morning and he suddenly hates me
Steve: Chad stop being a Joe Sell!
by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019
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Joe Hahn

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.
Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019
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Joe Marshall

joe marshall’s are sweet kind and hot boys
hey lily, did you see joe marshall today?
yeah! i did, he looked greater than ever 💕
by lily-ella October 15, 2019
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Grandpa Joe

A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
Guy 1: I hate Grandpa Joe

Guy 2: Bro same
by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 6, 2022
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pulling a Joe

When someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. Usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.
Chris: Hey, Bruce Lee was a great martial artist.

James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.

Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.

James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.
by BaconCheezburger March 24, 2010
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Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.
Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!
by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022
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Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016
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