When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
by anonymous February 18, 2024

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀
by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”
“A bearded voice indeed.”
“Silence, brit.”
by Ceasze August 5, 2020
