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juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight
by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023
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juan noodle

having sex from behind while in a spooning position
by khakipant November 17, 2023
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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.
Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping
by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2023
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nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner
Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed
by Fornicater January 7, 2024
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Noodling

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band
Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”
by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024
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