Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
by thegansteroflove November 15, 2011
Short for 'Nigger Loving Jewboy".
Originating from the movie 'Mississippi Burning'.
NLJ is the ultimate in verbal insults, and to be used in the event when calling somebody a nigger loving jewboy is inappropriate at the time, like at the bank, or in front of your grandmother.
Originating from the movie 'Mississippi Burning'.
NLJ is the ultimate in verbal insults, and to be used in the event when calling somebody a nigger loving jewboy is inappropriate at the time, like at the bank, or in front of your grandmother.
"Dude, you're such a retard."
"You're lucky we're at work, you N. L. J., or I'd rape your face right now."
"You're lucky we're at work, you N. L. J., or I'd rape your face right now."
by Frank Hotdog November 14, 2006
Jack:"Jill are you ready for N A F T A?"
Jill: "What's that?"
Jack:'Nother afternoon fuckin that ass!
Jill: "What's that?"
Jack:'Nother afternoon fuckin that ass!
by aliak December 28, 2007
by smellymeli March 12, 2018
Cuz tha boyz N the Hood are always hard,
u cum talkin' that trash well pull your car
knowin nuthin in life, but to be legit
Don't quote me boy cuz I aint said Shit
u cum talkin' that trash well pull your car
knowin nuthin in life, but to be legit
Don't quote me boy cuz I aint said Shit
by Lil' Pimpin' June 04, 2006
The all mighty pass, granted with unlimited power over the black people. This pass can be used as a curse, yet it is the most overpowered weapon any white man could have.
Jamie: Yo wazzup my nigga
Micheal: Homie wazz gucci bro?
Jamie: Here bro
Micheal: Is..Is this the N-word pass?
Jamie: Yes bro
Micheal: My nigga I fucking love you bro
Jamie: Love you too bro, No homo
Micheal: Homie wazz gucci bro?
Jamie: Here bro
Micheal: Is..Is this the N-word pass?
Jamie: Yes bro
Micheal: My nigga I fucking love you bro
Jamie: Love you too bro, No homo
by MemeReview69 August 29, 2019
by Unknown D May 29, 2007