Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!

after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!

by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010

Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.

Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?

by PugISuppose November 9, 2021

Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.

The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.

by Captain snort May 6, 2018