Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.

That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!

by anonymous May 16, 2023

Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.

1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."

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book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it

im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge

by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009

Suck my dick in Macy's window

An extension of " suck my dick "

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.

by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022

Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Flamingo in the window

If you don't know, now you know! But won't until you know.

Is that a flamingo in the window?

by Liontamer25 July 28, 2020

cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.

Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!

by DickyTime May 26, 2014