Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.

Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.

by Ruth Less April 19, 2019

vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer

My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.

by Boom5798 April 18, 2014

vagina boob!

a mix where the vagina is so bloated and destroyed that it looks like a giant boob

wow why does you vagina look like a boob? we should call it a vagina boob!

by thepussydestroyer99 w/ thesnip January 23, 2018

madies vagina

Tight soft smooth never hairy

Me and madies vagina had a great time last night

by Jdhdjdhdhdjd April 24, 2017

vagina veterinary

a gynaecologist or other medical professional who deals in vaginas.

"Clarice, there is something wrong with your snatch. Get yourself down the vagina veterinary and come back when you're palatable," requested Mr. Lecter as he sharpened his oyster knife.

by realtalk_rodney January 4, 2012

vagina ballet

Colloquial term for female orgasm.

"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"

by Shenaniganster July 27, 2016

vagina fog

The state of madness a man enters when he is entranced and motivated by nothing more than sleeping with a woman. Also known as Ovarian mist.

Friend 1: I tried to get John to come play ball with us again but ever since he met Karen he's been acting strange and distant.

Friend 2: Relax, it's his first girlfriend, he's caught up in that vagina fog.

by hax0rmort October 11, 2019