Vallejo

A city that some people from there think is hard and ghetto

but in REALITY don't have the crime rate to back that rep

up. A city that's about as ghetto as Mr. Rogers

neighborhood and has a crime rate as high as a midgets ass

off the ground. In essence a bigger version of fairfield

that really wishes that they could be ghetto.

hyphyDummy: Nigga I'm from da slums of Vallejo cuddy!! Crestside cuddy!!!

Real Nigga from out of state: Nigga fuck you and vallejo you fuck nigga!!!

hyphyDummy: Nigga I'll fuck you up cuddy!!! Don't make me get hyphy cuddy!!!

Real Nigga from out of state: (gets in Vallejo boys face) Bring it don't sing it hoe!!!

hyphyDummy: (Vallejo boy gets nervous and stutters)Ughh Ughh you lucky nigga cuz if I hit you you would be fucked up right now cuddy!!! Crestside nigga!!!

Real Nigga from out of state: Hits Vallejo boy in the jaw, pisses on his thizz nation t-shirt and laughs.

hyphyDummy: Runs back to his moms two story 4 bedroom house with nice green lawn with flowers in it, in the Crest crying like a punk bitch.

Real Nigga from out of state: Throws a rock at him, laughs and says Vallejo boys are phony bammas.

by Icangivesafuugh July 21, 2007

seven valleys

a shoebox of a town in pennsylvania, filled to the brim with goat fucking rednecks.

"let's go down to seven valleys to count the flies that land on ol' bendy the bartender"

by old possum June 13, 2008

Lobster Volleyball

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.

*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010

volleyball

A hoe that's been tossed around your crew. You know the one you fuck one week, then she fucks your boy the next, then your other boy the week after, so she resembles a volleyball being tossed around the crew.

That hoe is a damn volleyball, half the crew allready fucked her.

by ElCocker short for..(Cock-her) August 10, 2009

vallena

Spanish language, literally "whale", commonly used to refer to a large volume woman.

pinche vallenas esta afuera en fuerza aca
damn whales are out in force here

como estan tus putas vallenas?
how are your whale bitches?

by oneonetwothree March 23, 2009

volleyballin'

ballin'...for pussies

wanksta: ohh snaaaaap, with this gear im gonna be ballin'
gangsta: no no no, brother, you gonna be volleyballin'

by georgia boi August 13, 2007

Volleywhore

Any individual between the ages of 6-19 that participates in the act of ribbon-wearing, spandex donning, screeching, and pretending that volleyball is a real sport.

The volleywhores on court 2 have ruptured my ear drums from screeching!

Employee 1: There is glitter, frosting and the overwhelming smell of Bath and Body Works everywhere!
Employee 2: Must be the volleywhores.

by Tony Gardner May 22, 2011