40 oz toilet 

A 40oz bottle of beer that's used to urinate in.

He took a piss in that 40 oz toilet and his girlfriend drink out of it thinking it was beer.

40 oz toilet by PEA DRINKER April 14, 2010

Jewish Toilet 

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.

Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!

Jewish Toilet by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome 

A "disease" or "syndrome" (personality) of a child who has been addicted by the series known as "Skibidi Toilet" by Russian/Georgian animator Alexey Gerasimov

That fucking autistic kid has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome by monochronos12 August 27, 2023

Tiajuna Toilet Cracker

a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it

omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!

Tiajuna Toilet Cracker by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 5, 2005

coon toilet 

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.

Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement

coon toilet by JPZ November 1, 2006

dual-flush toilet 

A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."

Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"

Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"

Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."

Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."

dual-flush toilet by TrekBec February 4, 2010

21 gun toilet salute 

The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.

After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.

21 gun toilet salute by Lovell from UT September 22, 2010