meat lovers special

A pizza m8
What did you expect

I will have a meat lovers special for lunch.

by Glorified Toaster June 25, 2017

meow mix special

When a lonely woman spreads tuna paste or a pate between the lips of her vagina and lets her cat mow down on her goods

Alex: hey miriah what were you up to last night?

Miriah: Me and Mittens had a meow mix special!

by not kolton m October 31, 2013

Special on Aisle 3

When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.

Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.

Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Aunt Fran Special

When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.

Dan is being a Dick, maybe he needs an Aunt Fran Special to chill.

by B Dingus July 13, 2021

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

Cub Scout Special

A sexual fetish based on three core principles: Honor, Integrity, and Rimming.

At scout camp the scout master made everyone give him a cub scout special.

by UtahZombie November 30, 2009

Half-Time Special

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.

by GKripe February 22, 2011