coma dick

When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.

by ol blue November 3, 2015

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.

I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!

by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013

dick piggy

(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute

Holy shit, I can see her pussy in that skirt, that bitch must be a dick piggy!

by art the great February 8, 2010

Armpit dick

Where a armpit get fucked by a dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood

by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Andy Dick

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.

Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021