Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

titty top

A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.

My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.

by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017

Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.

"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."

by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010

top crash

to take a nap, to go to sleep

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.

by A(ey)licia April 5, 2008

Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

asian topping

The action of urinating in a girls mouth when she passes out after sex.

Dude, I gave that bitch an asian topping last night, she was so drunk.

by Bmoney Brods March 13, 2011

Joey Topping

Giant fag, loves to ride fat racist upperclassmen dick, wishes was black, has affair with volleyball coach

Did u see that douche in the airport he was suck a joey topping

by dickfucker666 January 26, 2009