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Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
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Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
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Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”
Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!
by ofcimsober June 24, 2020
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Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that
steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it
by Steezmiester June 29, 2020
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Toilet paper

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?
by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020
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toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.
Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!
by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020
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