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strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.
Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.
by Steve-o and Tim June 1, 2007
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short bus mafia

A bunch of retard fucks that play paintball in Richmond, VA. Although they're brain power is much more inferior than others, they still ball like Jesus H. Christ himself.
Did you seen Short Bus Mafia ball last Sunday?

Yeah, I wish they all gangbanged my mother so the whole team could be my father.

They did.
by J-Mac(SBM) September 25, 2007
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Strawberry Short dick

A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.
Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.
by joe applebottems September 7, 2007
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shortcakeable

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.
by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006
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Snorted

Don’t fucking lie

Snorted fucking snorted man YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
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Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.
My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.
by Damien Maske March 4, 2015
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short and curly

slang for a difficult question or situation, implying that the question or situation is akin to having someone tugging on your pubic hairs
"How can you be the father???"

"That's a short and curly."
by dnaurban May 26, 2008
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