double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

Double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

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second-cousin-3X-removed

Second-cousin-thrice-removed (2C3R).

My second-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

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second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

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Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.

"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."

by FiendishT August 21, 2009

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Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.

"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."

by biscuits4life April 10, 2024

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