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Dean Stone

Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.
Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,

Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries

Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “
by Blissfully unaware March 6, 2022
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Stone-Aholic

one who partakes in the drinkies and the smokies
Alexis Stanley is a self-proclaimed stone-aholic
by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme December 4, 2020
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stones

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
by 1942marky December 9, 2020
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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Jizzney stones

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”
by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021
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Stone N Bone

When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.
Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!
by Can I Get U Off? January 9, 2021
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Stone

The most handsome guy i know! if I was a girl, I would blow him right there.
Here comes Stone!
by assbeaterfourtwenty January 25, 2021
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