yeetus self deletus

when you yeet yourself into something or someone at a speed that may damage you

person 1: "runs fast into something"
person 2: why he doing that?
person 1: yeetus self deletus!!

by TETP May 22, 2021

Self-riotousness

A person who is rioting within ones self.
Some one who is fighting a mental battle

“Describe mark in a word ?” “ he is self-riotousness”

by Massive Dyslexic January 9, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.

My low self esteem makes me have Schrödinger self-worth!

by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

self reviving meme

a meme that revives itself repeatedly

"dude, I just realized that All I Want For Christmas is a self reviving meme"

by DinoLG August 19, 2023