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real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way
Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done
by Thot patrol August 23, 2017
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real shit, no remix

A stronger way of saying facts. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.
Person 1- That coat is sick!
Person 2- real shit, no remix
by AlwaysCorrecto October 6, 2019
mugGet the real shit, no remixmug.

real nice shortay

A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.

Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.
Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay
by Matt Fen April 26, 2004
mugGet the real nice shortaymug.

take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
mugGet the take a real onemug.

dont real on me

Popular scouse saying basically meaning "Don't get all serious and shit."
by ikillu101 March 11, 2005
mugGet the dont real on memug.

High Real Estate

This is what a man or woman is when they know their self worth. They will not settle for less. Someone that has set their standards high. Those standards are respected only because those that want the man or woman in question know they are getting something that everyone wants, but can't have.
For instance, there's a woman who knows exactly what she wants and more importantly, deserves. A woman like this is a high commodity. Surely a "real" man does not want someone who is not sure of herself. Therefore, the woman is most likely wanted by several men and therefore, is "high real estate."
by SquirtyTurd May 21, 2009
mugGet the High Real Estatemug.

Prime Real Estate

An extremely attractive girl that's at or about to hit the age of consent.
Brody- You dudes wanna go to the mall? I'm meeting Amanda there.

Juan- Fuck yeah, didn't she just turn 17? Prime real estate right there, son.

Eric- Hell yeah. Plus, it's the mall. Where else can you find such a high concentration of some prime real estate?
by nandeezy June 5, 2010
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