Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018

river rule

An imaginary river is around your group, conversation, building/house, messages, etc.. Everything said or done inside this "river" stays in it.

Kinda like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

"Hey Jess, I gotta tell you something."
"Ok, shoot!"
"River Rule is now in effect, ok? This is serious."

by BatmanOfTheOpera March 2, 2015

BREAKING THE RULES

the song that plays when you break the rules in roblox, you end up getting fucked by admins though.

"yo im breaking the rules" "be prepared"

by robloxmaster101 May 26, 2018

Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.

Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.

by SacaMocos March 11, 2020

Rule-D

There is Nothing that can't be Denied.

Me and my Baboons? Broad Daylight? 100 Witnesses,Video? It Wasn't Me,Yo.Rule-D.

by Waboa February 15, 2009

rule 766842

All hentai must be backed up at least 2 times, or else it is dead porn.

Example 1: "Bro save that shit twice! Rule 766842."

by InternetRuleGod February 8, 2020

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop

We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.

by Bugga April 4, 2006