Science Pimp

A term founded at Trent Univeristy by the great Biochemistry Majors Daniel Lustig and Jasper Boychuck in thier first year of thier studies.

1.One who greatly excels in the field(s) of Biology, Chemistry or Physics and has absolutely no respect for Arts Majors and fellow students aiming to "achieve" a Bachelor of Arts Degree.

2.A student who pimps Science with great ease, producing high quality lab reports and test results with last minute effort whilst maintaining his/her status at the top of their class.

3. Daniel Lustig

Student 1:"Hey what did you get on that test Dan?"
Dan: "I did well"
Student: "What's 'well'"
Dan: "Like 90 something"
Student: "Dan I hate you"
Dan: "That's because I'm a science pimp, bitches" *Harlem Shake at the Wake Dance*

by Lustig December 10, 2008

Camo Pimp

A member of the Military that can meet up with and seduce many women at once. Must be in the Uniformed Armed Services. Must be able to Pull Women like a flat bed to a mini-van. Must be known around the base as a real ladies man and must be polite or stone cold, depending on the situation. Has mad game and when one lady gets to hooked he knows when to drop that broad and pick up her friend.

Hey did you see Sgt. Smith last night at the club?

Yeah he had 3 women fighting over him and one on his arm and the other buying him a drink.

What a Camo Pimp!

by MilitaryMan5 April 14, 2010

Santa Pimp

n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free

Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.

My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!

by Toddthewetsprocket December 7, 2013

popo pimp

An older man who drives an expensive car or is immeasurably wealthy.

Hey, I saw a popo pimp the other day.

Oh yeah? Where?
Down by the yacht club, he had a gold chain on his neck and everything.

by plaidmaster April 16, 2014

Romeo Pimp

A “pimp” who convinces his girlfriend/wife/baby mama to become a ho “temporarily”, so that they may get out of a financial jam. She is usually his only ho. If there is another ho, it is typically one of her friends. He has no idea what it takes to be a real pimp, but he wants to do desperately. His girlfriend ho is actually the one in charge.

Also known as a Chili pimp, Boyfriend pimp or Simp pimp.

Individual #1: “Ricky fancies himself a pimp but his only ho’s are his girlfriend and her friend. He has no idea what he’s doing. They be living outta that motel”

Individual #2: “He’s a Romeo Pimp for sure”

by DP32 November 20, 2020

pitty pimp

(noun.)

A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"

(random names. not real ppl)

Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o

by Wormtail July 7, 2005

Media Pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.

"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."

by Rachel E! January 2, 2009