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Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
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Paper

A form of thin material press to hold it's shape a thin a possible, some retain shape, others retain art of language or view.
Paper would be better made of keef.
by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021
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Paper Chain

A chain somebody claims is real (Made of gold, silver, ETC.) But is made out of a cheap metal instead.
Did you see Steve wearing that paper chain?
by Repocalypze September 29, 2018
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paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017
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Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
by YuriMurder July 21, 2022
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Paper Jimmy

A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."

"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
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Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
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