peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis

Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram

by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018

skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

aroon posey

Aroon posey is one of the sweetest you’ll meet. Don’t get it twisted though cause he will hurt you if you hurt one of his loved ones. He has a nice smile, beautiful like, he’s handsome, compliments others, has a kind heart, is very secretive unless it’s with one person. He is a keeper. A low key bad boy. He is good in bed and will make you never wanna leave, he is a freak when it comes down to his significant other. He will break you in bed. Has a big penis and is usually 5’6- 5’8. He will treat you like a queen if he can be your king. He is sexy.

Her: Is that Aroon posey

Him: yeah, why?
Her: he’s hot and badass
Him: you got me so don’t worry about anything else
Her: shut the fuck up. You only have 3 inches. Boy bye

by Emma.belle November 25, 2019

Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Xtreme poser

The kinds of people who make you hate living in a town.

He/ she was the kind of xtreme poser that made people hate doing things and going places that were already dull even more. Nobody was going to miss his/her bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2020