GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
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