Moistlife

1. To live you life adventurously with happiness and joy.

2. The moistlife is having A moment of pure happiness for accomplishing a lifetime goal.

It’s time to break through the pack of sadness and live the moistlife

by ASBink12 April 21, 2020

Moist

A pack of shitcunts

The supermarket was overrun with a Moist of shitcunted shitcunts buying all the dunny paper.

That parliament/congress is so full of shitcunts, it looks like a moist

by Chuck Wit Simpson April 28, 2020

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020

Moiniversario

Día épico en el que se creó la fundación Moi. Formado principal y únicamente por tres maravillosas personas que se merecn todo porque son demasiado cool.

Hoy es el moiniversario omg.

by Bekhalifa May 12, 2020

Moist

Used to describe a yummy area

Wow, she's pretty damn moist over der

by bigthicco June 1, 2020

moist

it’s when something is squishy and hydrated.

“oh damn you're so moist”

“ew this sponge is so moist”

by moisturizermoist June 18, 2020

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020