mom's boobs

what you don't look at when your mom's talking to you!

if you look at your mom's boobs you will burn in fiery hell for the rest of eternity.
unless your mom's a slut

by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020

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Cheer Mom

A mom living their life through their child. Every time their daughter/son wins a comps starts crying and gets drunk. Worlds isn't a time for their daughter to hang with her friends at Disneyworld! It's a time for the moms to do whatever they want and make sure their daughters are late for practice. If you're looking for a person to harass a 7-year-old on how they have the wrong shade of lipstick, then you got just the person.

Cheerleader: mom can I go to prom?
cheer mom: NO DUMBASS YOU HAVE CHEER PRACTICE TODAY!

cheerleader: I think I want to quit mom
cheer mom: WTH NO NO!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY! EXCEPT FOR CHEER PRACTICE!
cheerleader's teammate: wow your moms such a cheer mom

by definatedefanition May 05, 2018

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tanner’s mom

A designation for an older woman who prefers the taste of younger men, in the presence of her son.

Tyler, did you check out Tanner’s mom last night? She couldn’t get off of Alex.

by OhioStateStillSucks March 29, 2019

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Mom-Bomb

When you post a fantastic status update on facebook only to have it commented on by your mother and all of her friends that unfortunately have added you on facebook. This typically prevents any of your friends from posting any funny comments and often leads to you being scolded or babied.

Carlos: yo, man i posted this awesome status and my notifications were through the roof, but then i looked at who it was from. I got mom-bombed man!

Greg: that sucks man, I hate getting mom-bombed so much that i blocked my mom from my facebook page

by D. Rogers February 05, 2011

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