womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.

Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.

by Yungspecs May 20, 2018

whore claw machine

one who grabs titties

i'm a whore claw machine

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

another machine

1- Derpylinha

Derpylinha is another machine

by Deprylinha June 13, 2021

dustball machine

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.

Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.

by MEHmeh August 28, 2008

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025