Logan

Tries to be athletic but gets consistently talked about his lack of skill behind his back. Even if he doesn't look that bad, how annoying he is and how cool he thinks he is makes up for it.

"Look at how cool that guy thinks he is. his name is probably logan.

by An-Eagle February 22, 2019

Logan

A bitch ass nigger that won’t leave Kelli alone

“Logan bothered me so much today”

by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 29, 2018

Logan

Logan is actually so good and cool! Meow. He once fell in 4th grade, broke his leg, and the nurse gave him a cough drop. 0/10 for the school

Logan: I broke my leg
Nurse: Fuck you

by LOlZUWu! March 29, 2022

Logan

Logan for sure knows how to ride a bike. pretty much just the best at anything he does. Logan has a fat johnson and he knows how to use it.

Don't be a Zack... be a Logan.

by Big Johnson from Wisconson August 3, 2019

Logan

Extremely Handsome and Humble. ENORMOUS dick. I mean massive. They called it the gut buster- literally tore people apart. Hes ripped as well.

Cinderella: "Why are you in the hospital Doja?"
Doja: "Logan busted my gut! I have serious internal bleeding now but it was worth it!"

by StacyBasey November 22, 2021

yousef and logan

The ultimate duo.

Strongest people out there, their duo name is YOLO.

Yousef is a Middle Eastern where Logan is a European.

They are described as Mordecai and Rigby.

They will take out your squad one by one in any military Roblox game.

“Hey man, you heard of YOLO?”
“Yousef and Logan? Dude, nobody wants to mess with them.”
“They’re ranked first in all military roblox games, dude!”
“Jeez.”

by youthef February 21, 2023

Logan

Quite literally the sexiest and smartest person.

Huge penis, Very tall, And the greatest Peggle player in the galaxy.

"Oh shit is that Logan? that dude is fucking hot!" - your mother, and your gf

by Satan'sAccount January 26, 2023