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lipsosuction

A juicy-smoochy blowjob dat a hot-chick nurse administers to you, either as a jitters-calming technique while prepping you for fat-reduction surgery, or as a reward afterwards for your "being such a brave boy" during said painful/invasive procedure. Extra points for da medical establishment if said attractive damsel actually honors you with both --- i.e., she sucks you off twice, before and after da operation.
Getting lipsosuction from a cute female medic can indeed be very soothing and pleasurable, but it does nothing to curtail da actual impending operation. It's too bad dat said luscious-mouthed gal in da white robe couldn't simply "vacuum out" da unwanted triglycerides through your cock along wif your sperm, and then just periodically spit da resulting big mouthfuls of unwanted lipids into a basin while she's sucking your wiener.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
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LiPs

All round pleasure giving machine..if I could bottle his muff eating abilities,I would be a rich chick..he put the quarter in the pounder and had some left over..
by The pounder69 February 11, 2023
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lipstick dipstick

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.
Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.
by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023
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Lipstick

A magical twisty stick that will make your lips change colors in the blink of an eye.
'On Monday I got lipstick on my wall after dancing with it.'
by moneychicken45638 June 23, 2023
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lips

A thing that can be color changed with lipstick
'I changed my lips color on Friday
by moneychicken45638 June 23, 2023
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Lipsey

Lipsey = Lip Service / false commitment / empty promises / misleading statements / Pinocchio
That lipsey keeping running their mouth, they have it comin.
by Existist January 22, 2024
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lipalotapuss

big puss lips that are generally, but not entirely, attached to a Extendo clit, in other words big puss lips
That ain’t no microscopic coochie, that be a damn lipalotapuss.
by anonymous November 19, 2023
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