chew light bulbs

to do something very painful

I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2009

Bud Light Apple

A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.

Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"

Jim "yea it's so good"

Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"

by slitherinsexy689 May 11, 2016

strobe light effect

Blinded by the light!

Going home with someone that you thought was good looking at the time.

I can't believe Tony went home with that thing last night! Must of been the "strobe light effect!"

by Leena marie June 12, 2011

full light cycle

hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.

-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc

shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

Light on my feet

Carefree , easy going , not overly concerned with trivial things

I can't help but being light on my feet the situation

by Ameyuri ringo March 26, 2017

chinese stop light

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.

we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.

by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017

Dave-light savings

When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave

"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)

by Doctor Time April 22, 2011