Girl:Hey guess what it’s November 1st
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me
Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no
Boy:so?
Girl:So you have to be nice to me
Boy:why?
Girl:Because it’s kick balls month
Boy:Oh no
by Sophiemclaughlin20 January 2, 2021

person 1: i bet all the josh regrets doing slap ass month
person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december
person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december
by qhagevshdhshxhebsjhx October 3, 2020

Kick Me Republican: Gays, social conservatives ,religious and poor people who vote Republican inspite of the fact that doing so is not in their best interest
by Droolr December 12, 2010

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.
“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

On October 24th you can kick any vsco girl and throw their god dang hydroflask and dent the crap out of it, and cut their god dang scrunchies.
by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019
