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June 9th

1: Hey! its June 9th
2: Happy National Gay Sex day!

1: Bruh your gay?
2: Maybe
by Aria_67 April 22, 2021
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June 11th

National touch a toddler day! The day the boys come out
Ed: Yo bro, you tryna smoke?
Me: Nah cuh, it’s June 11th
Ed: Sheeesh, you tryna link then?
by Lil mf Cumrag Cuh April 30, 2021
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June 21st

Happy National piss day, where everybody drinks a cup or bottle of piss. A day to celebrate the piss drinkers!
lindsey: yo it’s june 21st (national piss day) bro let’s drink some piss.

anthony: you’re right. let’s drink.
by pisspissday May 5, 2021
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June

June is a month, and is definitely not considered soon.
The battlefield teaser will be released in june, thats not soon Dice
by Afroh May 10, 2021
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June May

'Model-like' girl which will blow your mind with her extreme retardation and bimbotic-ness. She is short, so short you can't possibly see her right under your nose.

Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
Don't call me a June May, you retard!
by abuDan April 26, 2012
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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June 29th

Men with big d¡cks are born on this day
"Hey did you hear Tim's birthday is on the June 29th?"
by Xddcc October 19, 2023
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