The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009
Get the slump jumpmug. by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015
Get the brain jumpmug. In the game Team Fortress 2, the tactic of jumping as the class soldier when the enemy soldier jumps at you; instead of trying a airshot, most commonly used in MGE (My Gaming Edge) matches. Considered as a crutch and dickish tactic because of the aim for the improvement in this type of gamemode.
by W0TTy October 15, 2021
Get the Counter-jumpingmug. Kid: Yo man can i get a jump in
Junkie: aye sure but ya better geeze a tip
Kid: aye sure just two bottles eh bucky
Junkie: aye sure but ya better geeze a tip
Kid: aye sure just two bottles eh bucky
by Catlicker04666 June 4, 2019
Get the Jump inmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Jump The Gun<.7.9.7.6>mug. by dahl00095 December 25, 2018
Get the jump fuelmug. When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.
by DidntNahSoIChecked March 19, 2022
Get the Jump Cummug.