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Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)
Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE
by zgoosr July 21, 2023
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Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
by Voyceee June 25, 2017
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Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out
by John Lockson July 27, 2024
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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
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The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
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Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth
do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone
by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025
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