Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,
You follow Bryan Johnson protocol
by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023
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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.
"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?
by Purring Pony October 29, 2024
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Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.
That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.
by FakeJSchlatt June 10, 2020
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Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.
by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021
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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 23, 2025
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10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson
"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"
by Jennerrr April 25, 2022
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