Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.

“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation”

by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023

beet jelly

A type of preserve made with beets.

I love beet jelly. It's very healthy.

by Ritacca June 15, 2023

Jelly-Legged Jayme

A female who kneels faster than she lies, and betrayal is her favorite position.

“I should’ve known better than to trust her — turns out she’s a total Jelly-Legged Jayme.”

by Helga Jane August 1, 2025

I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana

1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!

by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025

KY Jelly Packin Ass Doughnut

Someone who fills there anus with Ky Jelly. like a doughnut

Ky Jelly Packin ass doughnut-When a man fills KY Jelly into the Anus.

by DonTeezy February 11, 2023

jelly dipping

when the testicles are covered in period blood while scissoring

my boyfriend and i were jelly dipping last night"

by jellyroller59 February 9, 2025