Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Jeff fart

mean to everyone and is very mean and ego is huge and he has a stink butthole

“jeff fart is stinky and a really mean butt”

jeff fart

by hoohooo June 17, 2025

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025

JeffEmpire

The Jeff Empire is one of the most powerful groups on minecraft anarchy server 9b9t. JEFF EMPIRE ON TOP!

JeffEmpire is goated.

by OffCamber June 28, 2025

Jeff Ott

cute pet name for a girl with a beautiful voice who over uses the word "brother".

Girl: "This is wonderful, my brother!"
Boy: "Aw, my little Jeff Ott."

by TheBigZZZZ November 5, 2025

Jeff

kid with a really really small dick

Jeff gets pegged by tasya every night

by Nigga67kid November 16, 2025

Jeffed

AKA Jeffried

When you get railed super hard from behind in the dirtiest nastiest way. Kind of like toilet paper in a Taco Bell bathroom! But you don't want it to sound so crude

I got Jeffed so hard last night I don't know if I will be able to walk for the next few weeks because my asshole is so sore

by XwareUrban December 11, 2025