January 20th 

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

January 20th by anonymous October 27, 2021

january 16

it's the hottest girls birthday

"bro what day is it?"
"it's january 16"
"aight, happy birthday to me"

january 16 by hello pa October 27, 2021

january canada 

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

january canada by korrodednutz October 28, 2021

January Pringle 

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

January Pringle by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

January 16th 

when hot people are born

“Hey, did you know Zero was born on January 16th?” “Now I know why they’re hot!”

January 16th by zerosbitch November 1, 2021

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

January 20 by iatenemo November 8, 2021

January 23rd

International art day

Hey girlie, it’s January 23rd, let’s do some art!

January 23rd by MissArtist November 9, 2021