No Jones

Derived from 'jones', meaning a 'want' or 'addiction'.
To assert that something being said is 'no jones' infers that the person stating the facts is indeed 'not jonesin', or high on narcotics. This would imply that the facts discussed are true since the orator is of sound mind, and not hallucinating on non-prescription drugs.

"hey man I heard you're going around telling everyone you punched Wilmer Valderama in the pancreas then spit on his Kangol?!"
"That totally happened man... no jones."

No Jones by procrast December 20, 2008

mr jones 

that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.

mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house

mr jones by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020

Jughead Jones 

An egotistical nonce

That proper jughead Jones behavior

Jughead Jones by Snarttt July 7, 2020

T-Jones 

A word for your friends mother. A word mainly used in Texas.

Are you going to see your T-Jones for Christmas?

T-Jones by ADESP January 2, 2021

Pulling a Ryan Jones 

The act of joining a Facebook conversation and then just leaving for no reason

Angel : hello
Ryan : hello
Angel : how are you
Angel : Ryan are you there?
Angel : Stop pulling a Ryan Jones

Pulling a Ryan Jones by haitianboy420 May 1, 2013

Jones'd

same as above

When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D

Jones'd by Ronald McDonald November 12, 2003

Joner

n, Slang.

A red-haired, pale skinned person, who is a suspected Amish.

His curly and fiery locks pervaded the gloom; pale skin shone like the moonlight. But it was his beard that made it perfectly clear - he was a joner.

Joner by Boaz September 16, 2004