Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 08, 2024

britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.

Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.

by Kc uh December 27, 2016

Johnsonitis

having a big johnson/penis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal

by YoungPrawn October 04, 2022

Favian prince henry johnson

A chill nonchalant 6’5 guy who just like to chill and play games with his 7 inch cock in his hand

Dante: OMG IS THAT favian prince henry johnson

by Jamal PP boy November 30, 2024

Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work

Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!

by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 02, 2023

aaron taylor johnson

sexiest man alive

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive

by wingsbymm October 16, 2023

Aaron Taylor Johnson

Raw

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”

by Tori8su April 10, 2022