Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

Jesse

The complete opposite of a big fat chud

Oh Jesse? Yeah his girlfriend is beyond lucky.

by Lilxfetusxgf February 24, 2026

jesse

most amazing man to ever meet in all the world. Absolutely sent as a blessing from God to spread his light and although he may dim that light it’s always there to be seen. His effect on others is nothing short from great, you’ll never meet someone who will make you feel like you have to do better for him because he’s so perfect until you meet him. He’s loved by everyone around especially his girlfriend who loves him far more than he does! Best hugger, kisser, cuddles ever and no matter what the day may bring on his smile could truly bring positivity in someone’s heart. Don’t even get me started on his laugh, best sound that could ever be heard. He brings comfort and safety and makes who ever is around him feel cared about. He loves to joke around with the people around him and loves to especially rage bait his girlfriend. He also loves to tickle her on her hips because he loves torturing her and making her make a cringyyyy sound like “ ewhhh” or something like that! If you ever meet a Jesse cherish him, just not mine.

I’m so very in love with jesse

by jesseabsolutelover March 10, 2026

Jessamyn

Simply a CUNT

That person is such a Jessamyn

by Your Ex-Husband March 17, 2025

Jesse (girl)

If you're lucky enough to know a Jesse, keep her in your life. She's an amazing person, and you can vent to her for hours and she'll try hard to support you. Jesse on beautiful in every single way, although she may think that she needs makeup. She's gorgeous with and without, but let her wear it. Jesse is the kindest, most amazing person to gossip and talk with, even if it's just in passing. She's the type of girl everybody loves, even if she doesn't realise it. When she walks into a room, everybody feels happier.

Please, don't let her go.

Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!

Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person

by Winchestersister<3 March 21, 2025

Jesse

Jesse is very handsome, sweet, and sort of known. He can be loyal but only when he wants to, but some people underestimate him and take him for granted even though he does cheat. A LOT. He’s also a really good kisser and gives amazing warm hugs, he has the vibe of “if you lose him, its easy and hard at the same time to get him back.” , and also “i NEED him”.

“I miss Jesse !!!”
“Do you know Jesse?” “YES!?”

by G0ssipG1rl April 11, 2025

Jesse

Colorblind and likes gambling and drugs and is so kind and not stereotypical at all

“Hey Jesse” I say. “Kill yourself gayboy”

by NotJesse_69420 April 12, 2025