bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.

Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.

by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023

bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy

Reyno had to bed son

by Alberto William November 11, 2021

Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.

"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

bed

i dont have one.

I never sleep in a bed!

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021