Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.

Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard

by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010

claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008

Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it

After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming

by Nickly12 March 11, 2022

Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.

A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.

by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023