funky bunking

The act of sleeping with, or, less eventfully, hooking up with someone displeasing in looks, smell, or otherwise.

Of or pertaining to strange, filth, and scuzzlebutts.

"I haven't seen you for awhile, I heard you've been on a bender."

"Yeah, I've been on a search for strange since I broke up with my girlfriend, I've been funky bunking with everything from the dive bars."

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

funkskeezer

a big momma who sells her body

overweight prostitute who walks real fast is a funkskeezer

by just d November 25, 2012

Funky Chicken

A sexual act that involves giving an elbow job to two different guys at once, resulting in a chicken like arm flapping motion.

There were so many girls giving out funky chickens last night, it looked like a hen house.

by Methuselah G August 10, 2016

Funky

‘I was chillaxing on my funky bed’
Another word for fun

‘Woah that’s a funky bed!’
‘Omg she’s chillaxing on her funky bed’

by Chillfunky December 14, 2017

funky bull shrimp

Funky bull shrimp is the term you use when you are befucked by a certain person, place, or thing.

Person: You know what's some funky bull shrimp? When you have to go to church when you could be staying inside listening to your heavy metal legend of zelda theme remix.

by mordicc June 12, 2018

funky london

Something that is terribly gross, disgusting, or putrid

*sees fungus on bread*

Well that’s funky london.

by Your mom39 June 16, 2018

funkygirlfriend

super cool meme account, pussy enthusiast

“you should totally follow funkygirlfriend on instagram!”
“i do follow her! she’s so hilarious!”

by funkygirlfriend June 28, 2021