friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.

See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!

by Joinerlee May 10, 2018

Black Friday

A world's consumerism day

Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

GTG-friday

When all the wierd shit happens.

You should seen Albin last GTG-friday, he touched everyone on the groin, such a wierd friday..

by GTG-mannen February 3, 2017

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

Cigarette Friday

Cigarette Friday refers to the 52 advent Fridays of the year in which a cigarette is lit and smoked to commemorate the end of the work week and to welcome the beginning of the weekend.

I can't wait for cigarette Friday

by therealmacgyver November 2, 2023

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

WTF but with different words

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!?

What did you just say?

WTF?

What...

It has the same first letters

by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022

Fun way Friday

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.

2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.

1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.

2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.

by MrEddyT January 13, 2021