The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
by BBICE420 December 19, 2015
A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.
'I went all straw donkey last night...'
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011
by vapor June 24, 2004
A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.
by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 09, 2009
Computer hardware that has been orphaned inside a large company, but which nobody will throw away for fear that it belongs to someone else.
by Erin Corliss June 05, 2003
The punch doesn't necessarily have to be in the back of the head, which can cause injuries. You can just punch him/her in the back. In fact, it is much more practical.
by Pig dick November 01, 2015