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Sudden Death Disease

Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.
Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?

Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.
by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023
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Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
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Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019
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Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.
Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!
by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022
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chronic obstructive pulmonary disease

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by long-term poor airflow. The main symptoms include shortness of breath and cough with sputum production. COPD typically worsens over time.1 Eventually walking up stairs or carrying things will be difficult.2 Chronic bronchitis and emphysema are older terms used for different types of COPD.23 The term "chronic bronchitis" is still used to define a productive cough that is present for at least three months each year for two years.4
Tobacco smoking is the most common cause of COPD, with a number of other factors such as air pollution and genetics playing a smaller role.5 In the developing world, one of the common sources of air pollution is poorly vented heating and cooking fires.2 Long-term exposure to these irritants causes an inflammatory response in the lungs resulting in narrowing of the small airways and breakdown of lung tissue.6 The diagnosis is based on poor airflow as measured by lung function tests.7 In contrast to asthma, the airflow reduction does not improve much with the use of a bronchodilator.2
Most cases of COPD can be prevented by reducing exposure to risk factors.8 This includes decreasing rates of smoking and improving indoor and outdoor air quality. While treatment can slow worsening, there is no cure.2 COPD treatments include stopping smoking, vaccinations, respiratory rehabilitation, and often inhaled bronchodilators and steroids.
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is basically lung cancer i mean common that is obvious
like
by chronic obstructive pulmonary November 30, 2016
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nt disease

a disease that can only be cured by seeing a big ol rack
John: Ay girl i got NT disease can you cure it for me?

Lana: Yeah i guess😑
by Johnny Galisa October 10, 2022
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Iraqi Butt Disease

Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.
My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.
by Joseph Beef December 29, 2017
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