Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

Hot girl disease

When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if

She had hot girl disease

by XDXDXDXD ROARRR January 01, 2019

Chronic Alexorn Disease

When your last name is Alexander, and you refuse to listen to facts.

It's no use trying to steer him in the right direction, he has Chronic Alexorn Disease.

by Non-Alexanders December 08, 2021

Chuy Disease

French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.

You'll absolutly love to catch it!

Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!

by Tand33 April 07, 2021

Chuy Disease

French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.

You'll absolutly love to catch it!

Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Don't worry, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!

by Tand33 April 07, 2021

Musa disease

Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.

An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes

by musa is gay December 02, 2023

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020