ishowspeed clones 

annoying people who constantly say " are you serious right neow"

person 1: are you serious right neow
Person 2: Please shut the hell up you god damn ishowspeed clones

ishowspeed clones by hendboi September 19, 2022

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu 

can we all acknowledge that they all had sex. Imagine one hand sasuke lol and even sai

Yo Shikamaru did you see how Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu

Naruto did it to Hinata with his shadow clone jutsu by Alex_supersus1 December 2, 2020

closet christians 

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.

"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)

closet christians by Myles McOmp March 27, 2004

Quelque Chose 

Quelque Chose: Whatever, or Who Cares

Nick: Hey Emily, How are you doing today?

Emily: You know, Quelque Chose!!!!!!!

James: Last Night was So QuelK.

Elisabeth aka Box car Betty: God I hated that Movie What did you think Brigit?

Brigit La Boomba: Quelque Chose!!!

Quelque Chose by Bad-ass Posse March 11, 2010

Clome 

The combination of cool and lame.
basically being cool and lame at the same time even though I'm not sure how thats possible.

person 1: I like your jacket!
person 2: thanks! its clome isn't it?
person 1: que

Clome by Kitty stumps January 29, 2010

Closet Case Food-Hoarder 

Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.

I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.

Closet Case Food-Hoarder by blahblahwords May 16, 2010

closet pevert 

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

closet pevert by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017