Captain of the diving Team

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving

Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh

by mangu43 January 21, 2006

Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.

Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch

by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009

captain

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.

Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!

Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!

(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)

Sami: Hey captain!

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 9, 2008

Aye aye captain

Something yo bitch says when you say you want this dick sucked like a lollipop on a nice summer day

Him: ayo suck this dick ma
Her:Aye aye captain

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Captain Anarchy

A guy whom I love. He is so perfect for me! But I bet he likes someone eles .so why bother

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by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Captain America

poofter army asshole

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)

by brett August 11, 2003

centaur

retarded fat asian :)

by Frost April 1, 2003