Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Canadian Encore

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.

The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter

by Voidlessly June 29, 2023

Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Canadian

A snowman

Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman

by The Man With A Fedora November 6, 2020

Canadians

what you get when you put french people in the woods

what a bunch of canadians

by Paul_Walkers_Scrotum7613 August 24, 2019

Canadian BBQ

Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian

"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"

by LilDank June 24, 2024

Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.

She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021