Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

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Canadian Mudslide

A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.

I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

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Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

by Road boredom August 19, 2018

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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015

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canadian meat wall

A wall of sweaty, fat, Canadians

You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall

by IMAD1PST1CK April 19, 2018

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Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

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